We have just received a wonderful letter of complaint from one of our customers...
I wish to complain about our recent honeymoon...
The reception at the airport was too friendly
The Island was too beautiful
The hotel too pretty
The staff too friendly
The beach too close
The sea too blue
The all inclusive menu too extensive
The all inclusive drinks too varied and too free flowing
The climate was too lovely
The sun shone too much
The unexpected bill at the end too small
The bar staff too friendly
The room (In one of the thatched cottages next to the beach) – too clean and
The shower too efficient
The hot water too plentiful
and finally I wish to complain that I have absolutely nothing to complain about.
PS – Thank you for the work you did for us finding the Merville Beach and the flights
etc. it was an absolutely fantastic holiday and a perfect Honeymoon